“Why does Aaron think there are dragons that live at Ronald Bog?”
“Oh, they don’t live there. They only sleep there at night.”
“Why does he think this?”
“Well, because I told him.”
“You told him that Ronald Bog is full of dragons?”
“Only at night!”
“Why did you tell him this?”
“Well, he didn’t want to leave Pioneer Club on Wednesday night and he was really starting to throw a fit about not wanting to go home so, in a very calm voice, I told him that I didn’t have to take him home; I could drop him off at Ronald Bog for the night, but he might startle the dragons who sleep there and sometimes when they get startled they sneeze out fire and…”
“I can’t believe you told him that…”
“It worked.”